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“Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.”

(via happy-absturz)

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

“We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.”

Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

mental-breakd0wn:

daivabug421:

alxias:

otherillusions:

canadasqua

“Where exactly do you put your hands on somebody who hurts everywhere?”

Charles D’Ambrosio, “Screenwriter” (via loveyourchaos)

yungdong:

me in different colors

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via halluzinogen)

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked